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I don't have to vacuum before you come over. |
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You let me give you a scene-by-scene description of my favorite TV Show. |
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Your idea of a big night can be crawling in bed by 10:30 and watching an old movie. |
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We both know that chocolate is the answer to any crisis. |
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You don't wear an "I'm With T-Shirt when we go out. |
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You understand mee... even when I'm sobbing. |
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I can tell you anything and you won't be shocked. |
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You never say,"Are you going to tell THAT story AGAIN?" |
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I don't have to listen to you talk about waxy yellow build up. |
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You don't care how I pronounce "croissant". |
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You don't tell me how the movie ends,even if you're already seen it. |
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You always save the juiciest news for me. |
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You don't finish my sentences for me. |
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If I show up late,you hardly ever fuss at me. |
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You never order anting repulsive on your pizza. |
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You occasionally feel a deep inner need to go bowling. |
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We can talk for 3 hours straight on the telephone event if I've seen you the day before. |
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You can't stand to squish spiders either. |
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When I need to cry,you lend me a shoulder... and a tissue. |
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You never make your pets wear cute little clothes. |
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If I have a huge zip on my nose,you pretend not to notice. |
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You never say things my mother used to say to me. |
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When you listen,I know you're really listening and not just waiting for your turn to talk. |
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You tell me when I have green stuff in in my teeth (without making it a big deal). |
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You know the correct answer to. |
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You're always on my side. |
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You'd never have a tarantula for a pet. |
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Neither one of us will ever complete our holiday shopping before Thanksgiving. |
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We agree that a diet cola cancels out the calories of any food you have with it. |
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You'd never send me a chain letter. |
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You can't set the clock on your VCR either. |
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Neither of us thinks being on a diet is sufficient reason to skip popcorn at the movies. |
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When I spend 1,000 Bath to have a guarter inch trimmed off my hair,you notice. |
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You have good taste especially in friends. |
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You don't do that "quote,unquote"thing with your fingers. |
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You never say,"Are you going to finish the WHOLE thing?" |
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You're as helpful as therapy,but you never charge me for it. |
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We both agree that ice cream is nature's perfect food. |
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Sometimes you call just because you're thinking about me. |
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You love frozen microwavr dinners as much as I do. |
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You don't like thin women either. |
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I don't remember ever hearing you yodel. |
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You always know how to make me laugh. |
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The inner workings of car engines are as mystrerious to you as they are to me. |
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